Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Randomize