What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
