Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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