I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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