My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You coming home soon, man?
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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