Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
