It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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