id be glad to
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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