You're so nebulous sometimes
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
