I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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