i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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