In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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