there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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