Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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