goodnight i made you a song goodbye
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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