The brown eye won't let me do that either.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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