you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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