The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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