got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
