It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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