sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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