dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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