Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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