Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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