is wine microwaveable?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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