I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Randomize
