I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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