There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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