I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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