Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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