help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you told grandpa to call you daddy
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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