She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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