the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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