I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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