My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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