just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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