Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It's never too late to be topless.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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