Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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