She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
That accounts for only three of the penises
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
