a queef is a wish your heart makes.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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