Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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