Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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