Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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