Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
