come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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