So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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