Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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