escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I touched a dick in church today
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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