I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Success! We fucked roommates!
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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