I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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