Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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