Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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