I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
