Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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