I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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