I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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