Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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