fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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