Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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