We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
